Saturday, 27 September 2008

Biting

You should not generally bite people (including me) unless you fall into one of the following categories, if you do or I find out that you do, there will be trouble ahead:

Teething children
Vampires
Werewolves
Brain sucking aliens
Small yappy dogs
Snakes

I do not date any of the above so in this relationship when I say no biting there will be no biting.

Penalty: One solid dumping, possibly with a silver bullet.

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